Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Traffic Skyrockets Post Wedding to Kris Humphries

I am not hating on Kris Jenner, she saw an opportunity and has built an empire off her daughter being a HOE…smdh!!! but hey I am not hating, as long as dear ol KIM never forgets how she got where she is today…and I really do NOT understand why in the HECK her sex tape sales have sky rocketed…have you NOT seeing it??? Ummm she is BORING lol, bitch move ya hips do something ahahaha!!!Hopefully, she has sent Ray J a fat ass commission check, since her fame is owed to HIM!!! He turned her into a school teacher & slapped her with his ruler LMAO!!!

I hear that RAY J released a mixtape shortly after the sex tape scandal…I guess he found out she screwed one of his friends & blasted her throughout his mixtape (I am on the hunt for it)…he had voicemails that she had left, he had recordings of her during sex etc…hahaha I have to get my hands on it to hear it for myself!!!

"Can't Turn A HOE Into A HOUSEWIFE"

OK! Magazine reports — Kim Kardashian‘s wedding to Kris Humphries has made many of her fans across the globe sentimental and nostalgic about one thing in particular: her sex tape with artist Ray Jthat launched the reality star to superstardom.

Two million people visited KimKsuperstar.com between Friday and Sunday night of Kim’s wedding weekend, TMZ reports, marking a major increase from the average weekend traffic.

The site reportedly averages 300,ooo unique visitors per month. The wedding pandemonium certainly seemed to boost the public’s interest in Kim. And the American public didn’t even lead the pack when it came to viewers.

The most Internet searches went to the Irish, who paid to watch the footage. In other Kim news, the star is in the process of legally changing her name to Kim Kardashian Humphries.

However, when it comes to her work life, Kim will reportedly continue to go by Kim Kardashian.

OWWWW!!! this gets JUICIER!!!

Ray J Text to Kim Kardashian: You’re Welcome!

HollywoodGosip.com reports — If this story is true, Ray J is officially the coolest dude ever…

Sources say Kris Jenner is “irate” over a text message her daughter received on her wedding day… because it came from her ex-boyfriend and it read: “And to think you really have me to thank for all this ;-)”

All of this, of course, is a reference to Kim’s ridiculously lavish wedding, one that netted her about $18 million and one that was just a slightly bigger deal than her first marriage to Damon Thomas, which just happened to take place before she had sex with Ray J on camera.

Since that videotaped pounding, of course, Kim has gone on to star in a reality show… create a brand around her name, breasts and social networking… and create an event last weekend that received more attention than the latest casualty report in Afghanistan.

It also practically crashed Kim K Superstar, which is downright hilarious.

Ray J, meanwhile, acknowledges sending a text to Kim, but wouldn’t elaborate on its contents. He simply said of his ex and Kris Humphries: “I wish them the best. She’s doing real good right now, that what it is.”

Project Runway’s “Anya Ayoung Chee” SEX TAPE Resurfaces

ok…so this story first broke out in 2009 & like anything that happens in the dark always comes to light…according to reports the video was shot with her EX-BOYFRIEND, Wyatt Gallery, back in 2007…the couple had a threesome with her friend…Wyatt claims that the video was stolen from his computer when he took it in for repairs…he stated the following: “I feel horrible and embarrassed for Anya, her family and myself … because this was a private moment that was never supposed to be made public. This was an intentional, malicious sabotage against Anya and her career … and I feel stupid for not deleting the files off of my computer.”

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Celebrity Nipple Slips

Tara Reid

Penelope Cruz

Naomi Campbell

Kristen Dunst

Khloe Kardashian-Odom

Courtney Cox

Britney Spears

Beyonce Knowles

Drip Drip Drip

ENOUGH SAID

They say timing is everything

So does that mean we have nothing

Did I come in your life too late

Am I a victim of past hate

Did I come in your life to early

Maybe that’s why you communicate barely

I just have reminiscent thoughts of making love

Remembering how I fit you like a glove

I close my eyes and dream of kissing your lips

Wishing you would grab hold of me & thrush into my hips

Wanting you to squeeze my ass

Sip me as if I was a water glass

You have become an addiction

But what I feel is more like a conviction

All I want to do is bust

Before my futhamuckin pipes rust…

Damn how I miss that

Now let’s play chase the CAT

It’s okay to be mesmerized by that drip drip drip

Nah baby don’t trip…all ya gotta do is dip!!!

Female Ejaculation


Ever wonder if a woman can really SQUIRT…have you ever been with a squirter??? or have you just seen it in porn..did you think, yea right that SHIT is NOT real!!! Well my friend it is, it’s a pretty interesting technique to say the least…I am to imagine that it is just as draining to SQUIRT if not more than a man CUMING…Ever wonder if there was different levels and/or intensities, does is shoot out? gush out? spray out? spray up? can you control the amount? can you control the stream? can you HOLD it? how do you SQUIRT? these are all questions I have asked myself and have had MANY of conversations over this…I wonder if there are any classes to learn HOW to do this??? would people be to embarrassed to take the class??? how much would something like that cost??? I swear I am so INTRIGUED by the art of FEMALE EJACULATION…can every woman really do it, if they tried? do you have to be a serious freak to SQUIRT? does it feel like your peeing??? if your a squirter do you stay WET all the time? so many questions..well thank goodness for GOOGLE!!! I just wanted to see what the “HYPE” behind this is, what’s the BIG deal??? I mean I thought you were good if your PUSSY stayed wet the entire time you were sexing…but damn NOW bitches SQUIRT, setting the bar a BIT high are we??? HAHA, how many SQUIRTERS are there in the world??? do MEN like it or does it feel like a golden shower???

here is technical breakdown of squirting…courtesy of WIKIPEDIA

Female ejaculation (commonly known as gushing, cumming or squirting) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before an orgasm. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be a topic of debate among medical professionals and is related to doubts over the existence of the G-Spot.

Paraurethral Ducts – In human anatomy (female), the Skene’s glands (also known as the lesser vestibular glands, periurethral glands, skene glands, paraurethral glands,[1] U-spot, are glands located on the anterior wall of the vagina, around the lower end of the urethra. They drain into the urethra and near the urethral opening. These glands are surrounded with tissue, which includes the part of the clitoris that reaches up inside the vagina and swells with blood during sexual arousal.

Uretha – the urethra (from Greek οὐρήθραourethra) is a tube that connects the urinary bladder to the genitals for removal out of the body. In males, the urethra travels through the penis, and carries semen as well as urine. In females, the urethra is shorter and emerges above the vaginal opening.

G-Spot – The Gräfenberg Spot, often called the G-Spot, is the bean-shapedarea of the vagina. Many women report that it is an erogenous zone that, when stimulated, can lead to strong sexual arousal, powerful orgasms and female ejaculation. The Gräfenberg Spot is thttps://sxyvee.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=341&action=editypically located one to three inches (2.5 to 7.6 cm) up the front (anterior) vaginal wall between the vaginal opening and the urethra and is a sensitive area that is part of the female prostate.

Sincere Warning!

No, not just a legal disclaimer I really mean it. Having a man give a whole-body squirting orgasm to a woman will create a very deep emotional bond this has been confirmed to me over and over again. Using this on one-night stands will absolutely backfire on all parties involved, so please use this responsibly. This can be used to incredibly deepen the bond and the intimacy in a relationship but it can also break hearts. I suggest developing a real solid connection in a partnership before attempting to learn how to squirt. (LMAO…I think this is a bit too much but thought it was funny!!!)

Now to the DIRTY DIRTY

1. Do not start with her vagina – are you aware that extended foreplay truly enhance her possibility of reaching orgasm? This is true. When you kiss, fondle, and stroke your partner for long, you will help to work up her sexual libido and at most times the expectation will be more intense. (build the anxiety, the tension, make her cringe, shiver)

2. Do not utilize lubricators – every woman’s a lifelike lubricator which is usually spread all over their vagina at the time they are aroused. When you make use of an alternate substance you will only be deceiving yourself. If you do not make use of lubricating substance, it is possible for you to know immediately if she is feeling it or not, but when you make use of them you will not know. Lubricators can even lower the chances of making a woman squirt. (this can give some women a COMPLEX, she may subconsciously think you don’t like how her natural juices feel, taking away from the build up refer back to #1)

3. Do not stimulate the clitoris excessively – Are you aware that as soon as you have stirred her up, a small matter referred to as the clitoric hood will begin to appear and in few seconds it will completely mask the clitoris to shield it from any additional stimulation? The fact is that as soon as the clitoris is completely stirred, the next step for you should be to stimulate the g-spot. This can be done using your penis, tongue and/or your fingers. (by this time, she should be fully aroused & you should focus your penetration on the G-Spot, doggy style or her riding you would be the best BET at this stage…if she is a SQUIRTER you should feel pressure on your penis, squeezing and/or a tightening sensation, make sure NOT to thrust to hard…it will make it hard for her to relax & release in order for her to squirt)

4. Locate and begin to stir the g spot – the g-spot is a region which looks like the ceiling of your mouth and it can be found some 2 inches in the vagina on the upper side. We have two simple methods which you can apply to satisfy your partner’s g spot. You can make use of your fingers with the come over gesture or a sex position which will aid to strike the g-spot. (this is a good technique for the NON-SQUIRTER, if someone is trying to learn how to squirt the stimulation of the clit will do the trick, whether it be using your fingers to rub it in circular motions with a  bit of pressure,or a clit toy on HIGH still applying a bit of pressure & faster swirly movements, or oral sex is always a winner)

5. Give her oral sex – The only effective method to aid a lady to attain orgasm as well as the multiple types is through the use of cunnilingus. Initially, I do not agree with this, but after I have seen various researches to back up this claims I began to use it. The use of oral sex is more simply and exciting to ladies more than intercourse. (like I said in #4 oral sex is always a winner, don’t know if it’s more exciting than penetration, but it does the trick for beginners or those that are just learning how to squirt)


6. Utilize the most effective position – Every lovemaking positions are not made to be the same. The top type which can be used for women is the reverse missionary method where the woman lays on top. It is usually the simplest position which can make a woman to squirt due to the fact that she will be able to manage the friction coming to her g-spot or clitoris. (refer back to #3)

TIPS FOR THE PUPIL:

First LADIES you must be comfortable with yourselves…you can’t be intimidated by this, if you are you may never be able to experience having a real orgasm…not just that OH AA OH AAAAA MMMM super wet sensation, the overall feeling of explosiveness like a dynamite stick some TIC TIC BOOM…from the research I have done, stories I have heard & plenty of extensive talks on this particular subject…it’s possible that every woman can squirt, but the question is does every woman want to do it?

things that may help:

masturbation – clit toys are good, but if you are more of a penetration type girl than try getting a dildoe with a suction cup so that you can stick on a toilet, wall, chest, stool, chair I think you pretty much get the drift..something that you can ride

If you are using your clit toys, keep the vibration on your clit moving it from side to side, or do whatever it is that you usually do..focus on applying a bit of pressure as you are rubbing your clit, while you are doing so…start rubbing your clit in an up and down motion and slowly work in a circular motion, get your momentum going and once you are there focus on penetrating your g-spot…you will start to feel a sensation as if you have to pee, even though you may feel like you are; no need to fret you aren’t going to pee…when you get to this point you have to relax, allow for the fluids to build up in your uretha…if you have to slow it down a bit in order for you to hold it, do so NOW…once you have taken a bit of a break start working your kegel muscle, this will kinda make your clit feel like a clam…once you feel that build up, start pushing as if you are coping a squat to pee…you should have at least shot something out, if not you may not be building up enough fluids, you have to feel like you are at the top of your CLIMAX, where you feel as if you can’t take it anymore, your toes are curling, legs are shaking, arms are quivering…yea YOU know what I’m talking about, that’s when you want to release the key is RELAXATION…enjoy it!!!

I’m sure you are wondering if I do, I will let you think what you would like…I plead the 5th think it’s an intimate thing to share (not as intimate as that SINCERE WARNING lol)


P.S. WOULD YOU TAKE A CLASS LADIES??? MEN WOULD YOU DO A COUPLES CLASS??? WOULD YOU PAY TO HAVE YOUR GIRL LEARN TO SQUIRT??? LADIES WOULD YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE ON A ONE-ON-ONE BASIS OR A GROUP???

ROLLOVER ACTION

Rollover Action

AS THE ALARM CLOCK BLARES N THE SUN PEAKS THRU,
IT AWAKENS MY SEX THAT IS DIRECTED TO YOU,
AS MY HANDS GENTLY NAVIGATE UNDER COVERS,
SEARCHING FOR A HANDLE TO PULL US CLOSER AS LOVERS,
I TOUCH SENSUAL SKIN FILLED WITH ELECTRIC WAVES,
MY AFFECTION IS AT ATTENTION N SAYS “GOOD MORNING” IN MANY WAYS,
DELICATE MOTION, A ROOM FILLED WITH SILENCE,
SOON TO BE INTERRUPTED BY “ROLL OVER” VIOLENCE,
MY CHEST ON YOUR BACK CALLS “ACTION” TO OUR SET,
MY STROKES N YOUR MOANS BRING US TOGETHER THRU SWEAT,
PULSATING, PENETRATING, PERSONA FILLS YOUR DEPTH,
ACHIEVING SCENES FROM OUR DREAMS ,
LAST NIGHT AS WE SLEPT,
FUCK FOREPLAY, CUZ TIME IS N ENEMY OF PASSION,
NO LOVING THIS IS FUCKING ,
THAT MORNING ROLLOVER ACTION!

Written By: GWalt

AMBER ROSE Uncensored PICS

okay…these are the uncensored pics that MTO posted on their site, they are very graphic so be careful & don’t say I didn’t warn you…according to AMBER she never sent these pics, but someone LEAKED these MOFOs!!!  @DaRealAmberRoseYall been doing this to me for 3 years now it should be illegal to write fake stories about ppl the media never wants to see anyone happy.

**insider says it FALSE, she is on tour with WIZ now…can’t say who confirmed but just know they are within WIZ’s camp…xoxo

In the words of WIZ himself “3 things I want in a relationship: Eyes that wont cry, lips than wont lie, and love that wont die.

Amber Rose Once a HOE Always a Hoe [EXPLICIT]

AMBER you would get your A** beat down, if I was NICKI I wouldn’t even talk about it, I would just be about it, & then CLOWN your HOE ass on a VERSE…wouldn’t even spit 8 bars about ya skank ass, you would at tops get 4…since that’s what you rank on a CLASS LEVEL

MTO reports — just got word of an EARTH SHATTERING REPORT . . . and it came from a SUPER-DUPER-RELIABLE insider in the YOUNG MONEY camp.

According to our insider, Amber Rose had an INAPPROPRIATE relationship with Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend Safaree . . . and that she sent him NEKKID PICS of herself . . . giving her cooch the DUECES!!!

The insider tells MediaTakeOut.com, “At Nickis birthday in Vegas on [December 9th] weekend, Nicki caught her boyfriend Safaree in Amber’s room . .. she knew something was going on.” And there’s more, “Later to find out by going into Safaree’s phone, [Nicki learned] that Amber was sending Safaree naked pictures of herself via bbm.”

So what happened next? Well Nicki initially BROKE IT OFF with Safaree. Safaree later CONVINCED Nicki that NOTHING happened between him and Amber . . . and that Amber was just a SMUT that was trying to GET WITH HIM. Nicki eventually BELIEVED Safaree and took him back (NICKI you a DUMB BITCH, for taking him BACK).

But as for Amber . . . Nicki Minaj HATES HER. She gave orders that NO ONE in YOUNG MONEY is to speak or associate themselves with Amber Rose . . . that includes WEEZY, DRAKE . . . er’rybody. And Nicki says that if ever she sees Amber . . . she promises (PROMISES???, WTF) to BEAT HER AZZ!!!

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OWWWW

I don’t need LOVE
I just need a consistent HIT
Like Babe Ruth to HOME RUNS

I don’t need LOVE
I just need to be told my BEAUTY is contagious
Like Picasso to a canvas

I don’t need LOVE
I just need you to give me attention
Like the little hand to the big hand

I don’t need LOVE
I just need to be the mouse
Like Tom to Jerry chase me

I don’t need LOVE
I just need 3 hours 3 times a week in 7 different ways
Like the expiration date to a milk carton

-veezy M baby

Just ME..SXYVEE

these are some of my fave pics…decided to share them with ya’ll!!!

Smooches

sxyvee

MY fave!!!

I get it from MY MAMA

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