Me: so does M******a (girl in my son’s class) still want to marry you or is she over you already?
My son: no I think she is over me, besides I have a girlfriend
Me: what-t-t-t a girlfriend??? ummm who is she???
My son: I’m NOT telling you, no SERIOUSLY *throws his hands up* you will ground me for a 100 days are you kidding me!!!
Me: I will ground you for a 100 days if you don’t tell me who she is
My son: her name is T*******a
Me: and how long have you been going out???
My son: like two weeks, yea just two weeks
Me: so what do you hold hands
My son: well I don’t know what happen, she used to be nice to me but now she is mean and wants to kill me
Me: why, what did you do???
My son: NOTHING…I mean I know boys an be slow but I didn’t do anything
Me: what do you mean boys can be slow???
My son: you know we don’t get girls
LMAO!!! this is my 6 year old son, talking!!! too much
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